You want cookies
You want to fuck
You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Kill them too.
Kill them and eat their cookies.
Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
(Source: accioheadcanons, via workoutmotherfucker)