Period:  You want cookies
Period:  You want to fuck
Period:  You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period:  Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period:  Kill them.
Period:  Kill them too.
Period:  Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period:  Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period:  HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period:  Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via workoutmotherfucker)